Showing posts with label Santa Bear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa Bear. Show all posts

Thursday, December 24, 2020

Getting ready for the holiday.

Santa Bear here.  The line of stuffies looks long this year.  Everyone is maintaining 6 feet, per my rules.  Next. 

Santa Bear: What do you want for Christmas Lightening? 
Lightening:  Fish, lots of fish.
Santa Bear: Next. 
Santa Bear:  What do you want Little Fox?
LF:   I'm easy Santa.   All I am asking for is more adventures next year, and cookies, and a nice drink once in a while. 
Santa Bear: Next
Santa Bear:  Come on up Baxter.
Baxter:  Hi Santa Bear, all I want for Christmas is gourmet ice cream.
Santa:  Consider it done.  Next.
Baxter: Santa Bear you are really trying to get through the line.
Santa Bear: Next.

Santa Bear:  What do you want Odie?
Odie: Respect from Garfield.
Santa Bear:  Umm, I will work on that......next. 
Santa Bear:  Little Bear, what would you like this year?
Little Bear: Year long supply of chocolate brownies from Starbucks.
Santa Bear:  Next. 
Santa Bear:  What about you Reindeer?  What do you want for Christmas?
Reindeer: I want to be a coyote.  Howlllll.
Santa Bear: Next. 
Santa Bear:  Kermit, what would you like for Christmas?
Kermit:  A Muppet Show Reunion on TV. 
Santa Bear:  Let me put a call to Fozzy and see if he can organize it. Next.
Santa Bear:  Drunk Fox, you are my final customer this year.  What would you like? 
Drunk Fox:  Jalepeno poppers and onion rings.
Santa Bear:  Are you sure, just some bar snacks?  Nothing else?
Drunk Fox: No thanks Santa.
Visiting with Santa Bear is one of the busiest day as a stuffy.  Time for a nap.
Happy Holidays Stuffie Pals