This is a beary old ornament, it is supposed to hold a candy cane in it, I wonder if my roommates ate the candy cane? Maybe I should buy a couple candy canes tonight.
Time to put another one up. I think I have too many animal ornaments. It's hard to see but this one is a reindeer, I don't even want to MIT to how many bear ornaments I have.
Next step, I will need to get the gifts. The boxes are awfully heavy, I wonder if my friend Big Bear can help me out. He really gets into the season. In fact he always argues with my roommates on when he can put on the Santa hat, the rule is that Big Bear can wear the Santa hat on the day after Thanksgiving. Rules are rules after all (of course Big Bear disagrees when the rule are about him).
Ooh, Chicken, that's perfect for drunk fox and I. I better get some salmon jerky for Big Bear as a thank you for helping me move the gifts under the tree.
Beer and Velveeta?
My owners won't buy that for me, maybe they will buy some candy instead? Hopefully some more catalogs come tomorrow so I can continue shopping.