As my recent blog readers might remember I have
decided to go to the state capital to meet with the Governor to discuss stuffy
rights. A short recap of the talking points I will be presenting to
the Governor are:
1) Hot chocolate and cookies three times a week in
the Summer, five times a week in the Winter. I think this should also be
adjusted regionally; for example two bears living in the Midwest might
need more hot chocolate than someone living in California.
2) Proper and timely payment of all construction
invoices
3) Adventures and blogs at least twice a week
(Sandy)
4) Community service for humans and
stuffies
5) Lower taxes and free honey and salmon for
all (Ajdin)
6) Favorite foods based on the stuffies needs and
wants at any given moment at least three times per week (Sandy)
7) A wardrobe that changes with the season and style
(Sandy)
8) One international trip per year
My roommate gladly drove me to Salem for my
meeting with the Governor. My roommate kept mentioning something about making
an appointment to see the Governor but I was too excited about my meeting to
pay much attention to him. Look, we're close.
Getting closer. The statue on top is called
"Oregon Pioneer" aka "Gold Man" and is 22 foot hollow
statue. Thank you fifth grade civics class for that
information....Wow they really take care of the grounds around here.
Jerry would love the flowers and the gardening. Maybe, I will
arrange a meeting with the gardening staff so Jerry and them can bounce ideas
off of each other. The capital is close to the Amtrak station so it would
be beary convenient for Jerry to catch a train west.
There are 4 entrances to the capital. I think
I will go into this one being that there is a Salmon (I think so at least) on this side. This is
the third Oregon Capitol building. The first two caught on fire (probably
why they built this one out of stone).
Alright, let's get down to business. I have my
list of talking points now I should try and find the Governor's office.
Looks like she's on the second floor.
I found the office and talked to the secretary. They
mentioned that usually the Governor doesn't see stuffies without appointments
but she suggested I take a seat and if there was time the governor would see
me.
This bench looks comfy.
Hmm, I have been waiting a long time. I think
I will lie down so when I have my meeting I will be fully refreshed.
I should have brought a pillow. |
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Hours later the friendly secretary came out with a
tray of cookies in the shape of the State of Oregon (I need to get those cookie cutters) and a nice warm mug of coffee. She
said that the Governor didn't have any time today but I might want to bring my
points to the House of Representatives or the Senate since they are in session.
After essentially getting kicked out of the
Governor's office waiting room I decided to explore the capital area and
collect my thoughts. These fuschia plants are beary nice and colorful.
They have a great fountain outside too.
I think I am going to just grab a seat and think about plan "B".
After a couple of hours plan "B" came to me. It's happy hour, I bet I can find some representatives or senators relaxing after a long day of work at the local watering hole.
On a side note they have these cool statues all around town directing visitors to the tourist sites. Hmm, there is no directions on this one for the local watering hole. I guess I will have to use my excellent tracking abilities to find it on my own.
I think I found it! Looks like they show movies and serve drinks and it's close to the Capitol. I bet this is where EVERYONE hangs out after work.
Looks like they have a special today too! |
I put my best paw forward and went inside to the bar. It was empty! Where are my representatives? Where's the senate? Phoey! Who is going to stick up for stuffy rights?
Well, it looks like Salem got the best of me today. But I'll be back!
It was a beary good effort Little Fox. Political change for stuffies won't come easy, we must fight for stuffie rights!
ReplyDeleteThanks Ajdin, I will continue fighting for stuffie rights.
DeleteKeep up the good work Little Fox! Persistence will pay off. Mind you, have you checked that you are registered as a voter, politicians usually pay more attention to voting constituents. ...***puzzled look*** Wait a minute... do we even have the vote yet???
ReplyDeleteI don't think we have the vote yet. I better put that one next times agenda. I am much more cut out for adventuring than politicking.
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