Monday, July 31, 2017

Reindeer helps out....

Hej kompisar,

Drunk Fox here!  As mentioned earlier in the week Little Fox gave me the keys to the blog so I thought I would share a little more about myself.  One of my hobbies is answering crossword puzzle clues that people send to me in the mail but I also want to share another hobby of
Have any of you used this device in your cooking?
Now, I admit that I am no Ben or Sandy in the kitchen and I certainly don’t have the pallet that Jerry does but I wanted to share with you what I have eaten everyday since I retired from IKEA.

For breakfast I have some creamy peanut butter on brown bread.
For lunch I change up my diet and have crunchy peanut butter on non-toasted bread.
Dinner?  This is where I get my variety.  I have Crunchy and Creamy Peanut Butter on Buttermilk bread.  If I have the time I toast it, if I don’t have time I don’t toast it.  
Reindeer can I make you a sandwich?

Yep, I consider myself a pretty good cook.
***Reindeer intentionally clears his throat***
Reindeer: Umm, Drunk Fox don’t take this the wrong way but you could improve your diet a little bit.

Drunk Fox: Reindeer, I think you are wrong.  Peanut Butter is one of the best things to eat.  It has protein, vitamin E, and potassium.

Reindeer: DF, come on.  I think we can try and have a little variety in your diet.  Do you remember my costume for Jerry and Ben’s contest and my cookbook contest? I can help you in the kitchen.

Drunk Fox: Ok, I have been craving something with Goat Cheese and Orzo.  Any suggestions Reindeer?

Reindeer: I have an idea.  Let’s get to work.

Reindeer: OK Drunk Fox take the knife and start chopping the orange pepper.  Many of my meals start off with some vegetables.  
Reindeer: Next you need to boil up some Orzo.
Drunk Fox:  Cooking pasta, that seems hard. 
Reindeer: Mix the pasta, peppers, and chicken up in the bowl. 
Drunk Fox: Why do we need lemon?
Reindeer:  I use a little lemon to keep the pasta moist and add some brightness to the dish.
Drunk Fox: Huh.

Reindeer: The last step is to add the goat cheese.  This is a special goat cheese all the way from California.  
Drunk Fox: Wow Reindeer, you are a great cook and I have to admit it's a nice change from my usual routine of peanut butter sandwiches.  What is on the menu for tomorrow?


  1. Great job! Have you ever tried adding a sliced banana to the peanut butter on your bread? It's bearlicious.

    1. Drunk Fox here: Great idea. That might provide variety in my diet, now how do you cook a banana?
      Drunk Fox.

  2. I was just going to say the same as Ben and Jerry. Except you don't need bread just smear a spoonful of peanut butter onto the end of the banana and bite it off. Then do the same again and again. Soo Yummy

    1. Great idea B-day bear. You guys are so smart.

  3. Glad Reindeer is around to balance your diet out a bit, DF.

  4. Jam on peanut butter is always an option or... my personal favourite... honey! The orzo dish sounds yummy too though. Reindeer sounds like he could have his own cooking show.

  5. Wow, Reindeer really knows his stuff!