Yikes!!!! We have turkey to cook tomorrow and no working oven. I called a repair company, they are sending a person out tonight. I told my roommates I would take another look and try to fix it on my own.
See he looks similar to me, just bigger and a little drunk looking (although he is completely sober). He is a puzzle master, spends most of his time in a cafe drinking coffee and working on crossword puzzles. Once he got done with the electric knife he went back to working on his puzzles. Since the cafe is closed today for Thanksgiving preparations he had to work on the puzzles at home.
Man, I hope the repairman comes soon......
No luck, I will have to wait for the repair company.
Look at all this chopping I have to do. Where should I start?
Hmmm not sure what to do. I will work on the onions first. They don't make anything my sized. I tried handling the knife, it's really big and took me a long time to cut all those onions.
Next is the bread. I figured I would use an electric knife to help me out.
It is too powerful for me. I know, I will ask my friend Drunk Fox (he is in rehab and been sober for 4 years) to help me out. He is much bigger than me but his arms are small, it might be tough to hold the knife.
"Drunk Fox, can you come and help me." "Sure Little Fox, I am on it. By the way, what happened to the oven?"